AZBROTHERS hope that you will enjoy the following pictures and jokes.
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JOKE # 1
Doctor: "Your husband needs absolute rest.
Here are some sleeping pills."
Wife: "When should i give them to him?"
Doctor: "Dont give these to him.Take these yourself" |
JOKE # 2
Angry Farmer:"Hey, boy!what are you doing up in my apple tree?"
Boy: "I am getting my kite ."
Farmer:"But that kite has been there from two months."
Boy:"Yes,but the apples were not ripe two months ago." |
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JOKE # 3
Doctor:"Well! take three spoons of this medicine daily."
Patient:"Sorry doctor,i have only two tea spoons at home. |
JOKE # 4
A bus driver and the priest died at the same time.
The bus driver went to heaven and the priest went to hell.
"Why"the priest asked God."why is it so?"the priest asked God.
"Because every one fell asleep when you preached",
said God."But when the driver drove every one prayed."
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JOKE # 5
Mother:"Wake up,you have to go to school now."
Son:"I dont want to go to school because pupils and teacher dont like me."
Mother:"But you have to go.You are the headmaster of the school." |
JOKE # 6
Lady Teacher:"Which tense is this,i am beautiful?"
Small Boy:"Past tense,Madam."
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JOKE # 7
Teacher:"Do you know where America is?"
Student:"Yes Sir,America is in the atlas on page 23." |
